Jitterbug Perfume is an epic which is to say it begins in the forests of ancient Bohemia and doesn't conclude until nine o'clock tonight [Paris time]. It is a saga as well. A saga must have a hero and the hero of this one is a janitor with a missing bottle. The bottle is blue very very old and embossed with the image of a goat-horned god. If the liquid in the bottle is actually is the secret essence of the universe as some folks seem to think it had better be discovered soon because it is leaking and there is only a drop or two left.
